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What if Jesus were alive today...

Post by TheNextPrez2012 on Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:06 pm

A famous person once said that if Jesus were alive today, we would not kill him but rather take him to dinner, hear what he had to say and make fun of him.
Does that sound about right?
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Post by dblboggie on Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:03 pm

It would depend on who was taking him out to dinner.
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Re: What if Jesus were alive today...

Post by TexasBlue on Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:45 pm

After laughing at him, Jesus would turn that person into a cockroach. Eyeye


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Post by dblboggie on Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:02 pm

TexasBlue wrote:After laughing at him, Jesus would turn that person into a cockroach. Eyeye

Not a very Christian thing to do... Leer
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Post by TexasBlue on Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:15 pm

dblboggie wrote:
TexasBlue wrote:After laughing at him, Jesus would turn that person into a cockroach. Eyeye

Not a very Christian thing to do... Leer

Ok... a frog then.
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Post by dblboggie on Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:47 pm

TexasBlue wrote:
dblboggie wrote:
TexasBlue wrote:After laughing at him, Jesus would turn that person into a cockroach. Eyeye

Not a very Christian thing to do... Leer

Ok... a frog then.

Or something even less kosher... say, a pig...


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Post by TexasBlue on Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:14 pm

Uh oh. Somebody may be offended by that. Very Happy


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Re: What if Jesus were alive today...

Post by dblboggie on Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:43 pm

TexasBlue wrote:Uh oh. Somebody may be offended by that. Very Happy

I hope not... no offense intended.
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Post by TexasBlue on Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:49 pm

dblboggie wrote:
TexasBlue wrote:Uh oh. Somebody may be offended by that. Very Happy

I hope not... no offense intended.

No members will be. I was actually just joking anyways.
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Post by dblboggie on Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:54 pm

TheNextPrez2012 wrote:A famous person once said that if Jesus were alive today, we would not kill him but rather take him to dinner, hear what he had to say and make fun of him.
Does that sound about right?

To deal with this seriously, I would still say it depends on who was taking him out to dinner. We're it an atheist, he would likely not even get the dinner invitation. Were it an elitist, one of the intelligentsia who think they know it all, that scenario would be a real possibility. Were it a member of the mainstream media, he'd likely be crucified, but only in the pages of newspapers. Were it the average Joe from one of the flyover states, I should think Jesus would get not only a fair hearing, but the utmost respect.

Now, if you mean our increasingly secular society in general, taking it as a whole, he'd do well in the flyover states, and poorly in the big cities.

Don't know if any of this is responsive to your post, but in lieu of clarification, that's the best I can do.
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Post by TexasBlue on Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:07 pm

Then you have to throw in those of different religions.


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Re: What if Jesus were alive today...

Post by kronos on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:00 am

My reaction would depend on whether he could save me a few $ on drinks and turn the water into wine.

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