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Post by TexasBlue on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:37 pm

Kids' Stuff

Bill O'Reilly
Thursday, Oct 13, 2011


Every generation has a tendency to mock younger folks. It's in the American DNA. My father did it, my grandfather did it, and now, God help me, I'm doing it.

Recently I had occasion to travel to New Hampshire with seven children ranging in age from 3 to 16. Don't even ask how this happened. It was kind of like an earthquake—things began to rumble and soon there was destruction everywhere.

The primary purpose of the trip was to get the urchins away from their electronic gadgets and show them the wonders of nature. The fall foliage in Bretton Woods was magnificent. Upon landing in the shadow of Mount Washington, one of the children looked around and immediately said, "I'm cold."

It is a struggle getting many kids out of the house these days. The lure of computer games is substantial. I mean, these things are like opium. Pretty soon they'll be growing them in Afghanistan. The games often feature explicit violence. They are not encouraging kids to read Tom Sawyer.

And then there's texting. Today, every nuance of a child's life must be broadcast immediately. After all, the adults are tweeting about things like what kind of vodka they drink. Why shouldn't their offspring join the trivia extravaganza?

Mark my words: These machines are taking over. Many younger Americans are so addicted they can't function without them. Never mind nature, witty in-person conversation, and games like stickball or keep-away. Those things are soooooo obsolete. Why bother braving the elements or actually thinking up creative activities? The machines provide instant excitement.

So there I am, trying to coax a bunch of machine-heads to commune with nature. It is not going well. A room at the hotel is quickly cleared because a spider has been sighted. Blood-seeking Internet zombies, all day long. A tiny spider? No way.

"We're going hiking," I say. Silence. Finally, a reply. "Hiking?"

"Yeah, in the woods. The leaves are changing, the air is clean. Let's go!"

No one moves. "Are there animals in the woods?" The 12-year-old girl is concerned.

"Moose, deer, and plenty of squirrels. Let's hope we see some."

"Are there BEARS?"

My policy is to never fib to an urchin. Total credibility is needed to get anywhere. So I tell the truth: "Yeah, black bears live in the woods."

Chaos. Frowns all around. Weeping close. "Bears?" an eight-year-old says. "And you want us to SEE THEM?"

My reply is pithy: "I will protect you."

No one buys it.

We wind up going mountain tubing with a forest in sight. Then the kids ride a zip-line over the forest. Then they go by car to the Mt. Washington train station, where they can see more forest from the cafeteria. We never actually venture into a forest.

Finally, I try to channel the Kennedys and organize a touch football game on the vast lawn of the Mt. Washington Hotel. The urchins were reluctant.

The eight-year-old: "It's too hot."

The seven-year-old: "Everybody's bigger than me."

Enough was enough. "Okay, we're all playing football. Does everybody understand me?"

We played. Water had to be brought almost immediately.

When these children grow up, I pray they don't have to fight the Chinese. War is always bad. And if the Chinese are hiding in the forest, we lose.


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“I’m not in favor of fairness. I’m in favor of freedom, and freedom is not fairness. Fairness means somebody has to decide what’s fair.” - Milton Friedman
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Post by TexasBlue on Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:41 pm

O'Reilly pretty much nails it here.

I've never seen so many out of touch people in my life. It isn't just the kids anymore either. Adults are buying into this texting bullshit. There's two gals at work that spend their whole 15 minute morning break on their phones cruising Facebook and other shit.

Texting while driving is against the law in Minnesota for kids under 18. One week after that law was passed, a local 16 yr old girl died in a one car wreck. She failed to negotiate a curve and rolled her car and died.

Then we have this shit with kids not doing outdoors stuff. It's sickening. Ultimately, it's the parents. They enable this behavior. If I was a parent, there'd be no phones after a certain time of the day (like 5:00PM). There'd be no computers after 7:30PM.

Screech!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post by dblboggie on Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:18 pm

It's like I come from another planet anymore, my childhood was so vastly different.

If you took a kid today and transported them back to the 50's/early 60's when I grew up, they be dumbfounded!
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Post by TexasBlue on Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:34 pm

dblboggie wrote:If you took a kid today and transported them back to the 50's/early 60's when I grew up, they be dumbfounded!

What? I have to play in the backyard? WTF, Mom??????? Kickball? What's that????????? Studying with a book? WTF, Mom??????


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Post by dblboggie on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:24 pm

Not to mention... WHAT??? I have to mow the lawn??? I have to rake the leaves??? I have to wash the dishes???

ROFL
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