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Defining Christianity:

Post by TheNextPrez2012 on Sat May 12, 2012 6:03 pm

The belief that an invisible cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your Master, so that he will remove an evil force from your soul which was put their because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Re: Defining Christianity:

Post by Mark85la on Sat May 12, 2012 6:15 pm

So you're a religious bigot too? Not surprised.
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Post by TexasBlue on Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 pm

TheNextPrez2012 wrote:The belief that an invisible cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your Master, so that he will remove an evil force from your soul which was put their because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

You take your meds today?


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