Jokes for the geek in you...

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Geek jokes

There are ten types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.

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Yo mamma



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Yo mamma's so fat she red-shifted.

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You mamma's so fat that when she moves she does the Doppler Effect

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Yo mamma's so fat they use hubble backwards to take a picture of her

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How many archaeologists?

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Generally only one, but some rooms we can’t even get into since 1933.

All of them. One to change the bulb, and the rest to weep about what Graham Hancock will write about it

Yo mamma's so fat they use hubble backwards to take a picture of her

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies "No, I'm travelling light!"

Har de har har.